I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”

I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats

When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school

I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids

Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle

Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest

A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper

It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…

Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly

Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated

It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that

The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…