On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death
My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too
I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start
Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery
Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…
Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…
And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…
I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone
Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche
The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…
The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria
The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all
People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…