A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician
Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter
We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything
It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission
A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.
Originally a method for learning from mistakes science had been debased into a tool for sorting right from wrong
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat
We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies
If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort
The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety