The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play

If we had our druthers We would be insufferable Instead, we suffer As if desire were a curse And not our saving grace

Mix-up can mean three things: - A state of confusion - Conflict, fight - Mixture If you said

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal

By the time Abraham and Isaac cli… Human beings had long since evolve… Survive danger and avoid death Long enough to overcome death By reproducing and raising offspri…

I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat

The wonder of it all includes everything worth loving but also everything that must be endured So, I wonder about

I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before

In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!

One year Has seven dog years And one of God’s weeks Has seven days Accordingly

Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews

God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)

Life is a brief window of opportun… And the opportunity of a lifetime Consists of the chance To help turn the wheel of time Which turns everything towards the…