When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it

Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth

When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…

Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither

The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you

Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress

The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring

Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…

If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced