Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time
I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me
I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone
The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is
When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert
As an individual human being I could never really know who you think I am so, I had to imagine it But as a networked cyborg
God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description
I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…
Let there be light blight and hindsight
The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up
If they were ever only attacking a… there’d be nor real need for the l… But the act of distorting an idea is always a pretext to the taking… So, you’ll know it’s a strawman fa…
It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…
In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so
