The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line

I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty

For every deep dive into the data there’s a data analyst with the be…

I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them

In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy

I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…

What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…

Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…

Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose