Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny

I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,

We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit

Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome

If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…

When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”

Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically

What else can I say? Is for most people a rhetorical qu… But the poet takes it literally Making it the exception that prove… That everything is a metaphor for…

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure

Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing

Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism

A materialist looks around at ever… It’s all an accident His friend, the believer, adds his… It was an accident waiting to happ… The materialist and the believer a…

The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life