My soul is the sole part of me My body makes me one of us My mind is made up Of body and soul– So, just like you, I am

In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor

I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation

I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means

I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start

When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy

If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem

We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…

According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth

You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell

We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock

If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast

It’s not just that The civilization I was born into Is gone– This probably happens To most of history’s long-lived