If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort
Breathe in not out
Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it
The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar
The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–
As usual, the materialist is half-… When he insists life (By which he means his life) Is no laughing matter But he will remain a halfwit until
Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I
God doesn’t make mistakes But He lets us make mistakes Which, unless I’m mistaken Means there’s no mistaking us for… But being mistake prone
Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–
As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found
The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in
Meatheads of the world Unite; No one else can
I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it
Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…
They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds
