When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–
The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with
“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”
We’re always free to serve ourselves– Liberation is the process of freely choosing to serve others
The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism
“The week that AI went to scale” was immediately followed by “North America’s UFO weekend” as if all this time the UFOs had been waiting
And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…
The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you
In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…
By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify
It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral
Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!
I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…
