The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar

What happens within the gray matte… has always been a gray area but as the gray scale falls from o… everything is in black and white including the technicolor dreamcoa…

You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself

When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:

I don’t get mad I get odd

Regarding electric vehicles, if you give Americans a choice eventually they will make the necessary choice But if you give them

Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy

Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway

It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak

Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions

It’s counterintuitive but refusing to make hard choices only to see them made on your beha… by the loudest voices still counts as being hoisted by y…

All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others

If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…