The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet

We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock

It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting

With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method

Just as the yin-yang symbol portrays both dominant sections with a small portion of the opposi… lack sows an abundance of desire and abundance lacks lack

We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it

Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…

It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers

The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power

Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free

The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor

At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity

We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing