Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist
Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…
Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…
Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber
It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting
Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course
The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie
My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…
John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…
You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole
“Did you know that your brain regularly fills in for missing information, much of the time without you even knowing that this is going on?” “(I)t happens so very quickly and without con...
