Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact
When men attempted to usurp God’s… By building the Tower of Babel God dispersed men among parallel l… Paradoxically rendering universe p… While, as ever, remaining one
I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…
What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong
Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that
If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…
Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy
When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
In my third marriage I went all in on being present in the moment When she left she said that being with me
The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won
The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free
Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go
I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife
The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it
