No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case
If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do
My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
The critique of pure reason should have been that rational thought is impossible unless paired effectively with fee… As AI reaches escape velocity
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous
One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure
If the soul is eternal then self-overcoming more than becoming who you really… is becoming who you always were It’s like peeling away
My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said
The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power
The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven
Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…
If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted
I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting
