There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter

I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego

In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up

People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…

A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room

To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide

I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths

The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back

The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews

Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death

Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off

People think that our second civil war will be a fight for the American soul but as Aquinas knew the soul is the form of the body

You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill

The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one

Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead