All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely
The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do
Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires
When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found
Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed
Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button
Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly
We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking
We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference
The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
Let there be light blight and hindsight
Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant