I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is

I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone

Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done

You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer

This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions

My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since

Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker

LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio

At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it

People tend to be wrong and through their errors get closer to the truth This is known as freedom The most sacred narratives

If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort

To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…