The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines

When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type

Evil is cruelty plus pleasure

Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

People don’t generally like instru… because music without words is just math come alive Adding words to music takes it from counting time

Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed

In the act of creating new life men presage their relationship with death

Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes

My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part

When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance

Easy to please but problematic to appease

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe