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Chris Gaither

I Am Beyond Impressed

Charles Horton Cooley said
“I am not what I think I am
and I am not what you think I am;
I am what I think you think I am”
 
Before the like button
this art of self-creation
could be called impressionism;
now it’s just painting by numbers

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