I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put

We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies

Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass

7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins

For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…

Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse

My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric

If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…

If: “The unconscious is structured lik… Then: The ego is structured like a trans… of that language into the mother t…

Where once the Imaginary, the Sym… formed three sides of the same coi… now there is but one side to every… as the Imaginary is displaced by t… the Symbolic is scrambled in servi…

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel

It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting

I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry

Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life