Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us
They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand
It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting
You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes
It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…
How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…
If you are taught that asserting yourself is wrong your only defense will be victimho… Knowing this we can reverse engineer
The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…
When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time
A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it
As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world
The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords
The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to