Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina

People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar

If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA

When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…

I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time

In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage

We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything

In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

Nation-states are for the embodied Bodies are for souls Souls need everything in moderatio… Cyberspace is for cyborgs Cyborgs are for real

Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about

The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both