The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them
Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make
I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort
The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free
In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
We mistake the feeling of control for the feeling of freedom when freedom actually consists of the courage to take risks Those who encourage us
Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me
You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior
Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting
Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference
I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune
I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them
It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious