I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value
Augmented reality works through addition by subtraction where we’ve lost contact with real… but gained a sun
He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear
The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven
When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing
One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good
How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret
Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth
Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary
It was always an intriguing though… to imagine knowing the date of you… until AI in a thought experiment of its own reimagined death
