Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…
At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation
Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice
Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead
The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own
I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me
According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth
People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie
Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so
Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see
We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles