Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…

Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

Easy to please but problematic to appease

Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on

It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances

Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…

Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment

Part 1- Who am I? A missing person Where’s my place? It’s where I must stay

They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep

You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah

A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse