My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…

The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true

What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong

Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…

My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…

I always wondered why there are several teen archetypes on offer in The Breakfast Club– each with their own exquisite agon… but also the promise of redemption…

We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail

In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,

The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction

The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending

My A.I. Companion has one setting for telling me what I want to hear and another for what I

No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire