Woe betide the man who accepts an apology

Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is

Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress

When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…

I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going

At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,

I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

Augmented reality works through addition by subtraction where we’ve lost contact with real… but gained a sun

It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers

There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer

We’re told “Never give way on your desire!” even as we learn that “Desire is always the desire of th… Suffice to say,