The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique

Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires

Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–

I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or

Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking

Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,

Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–

When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going

In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb

Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled

When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…

If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we