Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery
If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times
The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief
Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination
When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell
I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true
If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist
You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things
The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must
In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off
I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof
