Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist
When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert
God took the risk of betting on us Because He made us to embrace ris… God is betting that we pass our on… What are you willing to risk your… a. Everything
Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window
Each of us are broken Off from one another So that together We create our mosaic Moshiach will come
You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
Serve (one another) and Play (together)
I’m no angel But I have two angels– One to protect me from others And one to protect me from myself So, I was never alone
Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads
Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…
When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe
When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy
