I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me

In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap

The three-body problem For example, the motion of the Mo… As disturbed by the Sun Is insoluble As in unpredictable

If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful

You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them

It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting

The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb

Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

If you would remake the world In your own image Then I can only imagine You believe you’ve thought of ever…

We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

The buzz you’re suddenly hearing Is the dawning recognition That buzzwords aren’t magic after… And that the real magic words Aren’t just older than time

The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line