Love may never win but love always ties
The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb
The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail
Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold
Power is a measure of the capacity to cope with our lack of control and in wielding our power to take control
It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint
No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors
Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–
Because man is condemned to freedo… his freedom has no exchange value Still, every man has his price since he is always free to sell his soul to the devil
If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful
America hates its poor now more than ever because they are the embodiment of embodiment
If a computer could speak we could not understand it
I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…
I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry
As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found