By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that

That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery

My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves

My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…

The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…

The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me

Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane

In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor

In this world A perfectionist can never admit a… Because and therefore He has nothing to learn In the world to come

People tend to be wrong and through their errors get closer to the truth This is known as freedom The most sacred narratives