I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood

Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating

You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children

If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)

If you have to ask how much pursuing it will cost you then you’ve already given way on your desire

If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value

In counting on finding our own gra… We counted our chickens before the… And now our chickens have come hom… In the form of the internet’s cons… And there’s just one chicken–

You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes

We mistake the feeling of control for the feeling of freedom when freedom actually consists of the courage to take risks Those who encourage us

When we serve God determinedly Every day is humbling As we marvel at what we have been… And with it, the chance to give on… When we serve ourselves relentless…

Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer

When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…

Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…