In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition

They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise

Not one of us Has all the answers But we all Have all the answers Because there is only

Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess

When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her

When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…

The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life

Every strength comes with a corres… But for the strength which conjoin… And this strength is recognizing y… Then connecting with people who co… As one of the world’s strongest pe…

Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina

I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds

You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop

Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I

You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side