I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self

Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth

Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords

In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed

What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume

What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.

Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask

Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…

I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar

It is said that It is impossible to define God But this is just because Real power is the opposite of obsc… Nobody knows it when they see it

Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course

In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed

She may have lost the 2016 electio… but Hillary Clinton can claim a moral tie