The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid
It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left
Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life
The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type
In a bit of irony the only thing that both sides can agree on is that a win-win is intolerable
I always wondered why there are several teen archetypes on offer in The Breakfast Club– each with their own exquisite agon… but also the promise of redemption…
The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness
If human beings are to survive it will be as cyborgs where AI does all the thinking and we supply all the feeling with the caveat that
LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
In this age of relentless people p… the merest exercise of reason is always a form of treason
In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic
I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes