Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words
The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance
We’ve taken the mystery out of lif… Which makes this a murder mystery Because in choosing immortality We are killing ourselves More accurately, then
After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked
Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side
The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring
2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams
If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort
Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine
There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people
Because we know we must die and that survival depends on belonging we all live in fear
I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin
You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior
