If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by

And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…

If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…

We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world

I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time

The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try

If, as is said Fatigue is the enemy of courage Then the greatest strength is stam… And the genesis of stamina Is constant exertion

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten

You are a rope which The devil has tied up in knots Only God can help you Untie the knots When you unfurl

I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…