I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…
The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then
In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,
A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it
Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people
I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth
Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away
In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so
By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
We lost our way when we ran out of time and into eternity because space without time
The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type
Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
It’s counterintuitive but refusing to make hard choices only to see them made on your beha… by the loudest voices still counts as being hoisted by y…
Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about
We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate