Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed
We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…
Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times
Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words
Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life
What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire
Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman
I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double
The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…