Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying
Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously
The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but
If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…
The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices
An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to
The love was exactly as strong as… So, if I could keep the peace I could keep the love Somehow, someway, I found peace And to them this meant war
One thing I could do Was need control
Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week
My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds
I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine
A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second