Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval

Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings

Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass

Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...

The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need

At long last Today is the day I owe it all to you And I can only repay my debt By giving my all

A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…

There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position

If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture

7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:

Everyone looks out for their own f… This is normal But looking out for your own first by dehumanizing the other for looking out for their own firs…

Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…

Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…