In a bit of irony the only thing that both sides can agree on is that a win-win is intolerable
Success and failure Have nothing to do with what you d… And everything to do with what you… Making it equally important In victory and defeat
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
Relationships are built on trust And the problem isn’t that we cybo… Don’t trust the other side Which was always vanishingly rare But that we don’t trust our own si…
Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither
According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely
A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations
The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists
Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology
Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die
Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words
You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet
The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail
I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…
At the risk of defeating myself I’ll say it in vain: Love and aggression are sutured by pain making war and peace
