I’m not a Buddhist but I understand that the bodhisat… doesn’t enact his escape from suff… exiting the cycle of birth, old ag… but through the determination to r…

The world is An interrogation room And God is behind The two-way mirror

The internet can be understood as… And the more time we spend on the… The weaker our boundaries become Until we see no boundary between r… Because we no longer recognize bou…

My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric

In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar

I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of

In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed

The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations

A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that

Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people

The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime

It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography

Whenever people used to ask Why bother? I always had an answer at the read… Don’t bother Because it involves bothering othe…

If a time traveler got out of his… Here and now He’d surely say “You cannot be serious” Because serious people