Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga

The devil is in the details And God is in my feelings Here are the details on my feeling… I feel like The devil is just here to force th…

I can either underestimate or over… But I can only underestimate God I can also try to see my enemy acc… But I can only underestimate God And if I could see myself accurat…

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance

If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead

Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food

There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…

The time is right When we realize The price is right What is the price? If you have to ask

According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth

The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves