By preserving crucial memories Your amygdala prepares for the fut… Through understanding the past By digging strategic memory holes The internet controls the present

What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions

There is the rule of law Which is self-explanatory Or there is the law of rule Which will always be explained to…

When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning

A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt

If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself

If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face

All sense of control is an illusio… except for the control you feel in letting go of your need for contro… handing it over to God or to other people

On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…

In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up

In counting on finding our own gra… We counted our chickens before the… And now our chickens have come hom… In the form of the internet’s cons… And there’s just one chicken–

For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early

It’s as thoughtless as a fling conjoined with worshiping as we all “Move fast and break thi… For in going from built to last arriving at built too fast

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