Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job
When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come
You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie him in bowling
God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love
Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous
The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain
I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals
To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible
And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…
The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria
I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food
After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked
At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact
Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace
Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying