Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous
We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other
It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…
Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us
With God as my witness I can look and then see With man as my witness I can’t see, but I can touch With AI as my witness
A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway
To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain
I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where
The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…
Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees
Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible
They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back
It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint
Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that