When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said
I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light
When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing
We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle
If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort
Woe betide the man who accepts an apology
All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake
Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions
The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…
Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless
There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end
Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that
Thesis: I think it through to see it throu… Antithesis: I think it through to see through… Synthesis:
You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole
People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money