The purpose of our education syste… Is to condition us to give the rig… Which, of course Are those that please the authorit… The necessary condition for real l…
Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I
Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…
In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload
When God closes one store He opens another
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
One of my favorite Peloton instru… Said the following: “You don’t get stronger during the… You get stronger when you recover” By workout I take him to mean
Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want
The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it
When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize
Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically
You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong
A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–
When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later
What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job
