In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved

You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one

Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…

I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave

I’ve never been good at shaving I struggle to put on deodorant wit… And I’m frequently dripping tooth… Onto that same shirt In this an many other ways

Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…

History always repeats itself And we find ourselves once more On the banks of the Red Sea Under extreme duress To put it mildly

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation

The only ones Who antisemites hate more than Je… Are Jews who defend themselves There is a name For their belief system:

Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders

What’s the difference between wind… When what you desire is behind gla… And Windows shopping When what you desire is behind a s… When it’s behind glass

As ever There is the easy way And the hard way The hard way Is being condemned to a freedom